in just a few short hours i will be finding my seat on a crowded airplane complete with insufficient leg room & minimal overhead space.
when i arrive at my destination, i will be having dinner with my best friends ever-in-the-history-of-ever, and then attending my 8th wedding in 3 years.
madness.
absolute madness, i tell you.
and because i'm the ambitious type,
i've set some goals for this vacation:
1. no peeing on hotel floors
2. no sleeping wrapped around toilet
3. no kissing cousins
4. no long island iced teas
5. no unlimited-drink-specials
6. no buying new clothes
7. no buffets
8. no drunk dialing
9. no barfing in public
10. no crying
they're more like rules rather than goals.
but call them what you will.
i call them whatever keeps my dignity intact.
