the backstory

i started a blog because i thought i had something to say. i think that's why most people blog or write books or whatever. so first i had something to say about being dumped. then i had something to say about my heart breaking. then i realized im overly dramatic. and i had something to say about that.
then i had something to say about online dating.

and going out to bars.
and drinking for free.
and dancing in public.
and barfing on myself.

and then i had something to say about getting back together with the man. and now i have something to say about being in a relationship and not wanting to mess it up. which means i also have a lot of things to say about hiding the real me.

oh & i have a bunch of things to say about toilets.

so that's it.

just a place for me to say all of the things i have to say without my throat drying up and the audience falling asleep.

enjoy.