Monday, December 23, 2013

#Target

i took a little trip back to Hometown to visit the fam & BFF before the holidays.

naturally i spent almost the entire 6 days in transit to/from or inside of, a Target store.

note: there are Target stores in The City.

like, a bunch of them.

i spent, oh idk, about nine-hundred-thousand dollars on unnecessary stationary, stickers, makeup, new clothes, shoes, stamps, gift wrap & tons of other things i can't even remember

#shopperprobz
#vacay


new years resolution:

have some goddamn moderation in 2014

Sunday, December 22, 2013

friends forever

best friends really are the best thing in life

so much laughing
so much eating
so much drinking
so much saying weird things
so much doing weird things

and by 'doing weird things' i mean i just scored a free nail polish because i sniffed my BFF's rancid barefeet for more than 5 seconds without barfing.

those were the terms of the agreement.

'sniff my feet for more than 5 seconds without barfing, & you can have a free nail polish from me. any color'

i chose an Essie shade. had to make it count.