baking

i baked recently, an old family recipe.
it was supposed to be a beautiful cinnamon-sugar coffee cake roll.

in reality, it was an exploded baby diaper filled with indian food.

did i eat it anyway?
of course.
directly from the pan, using only my bare hands and a dish towel.

#whyimsingle

my new favorite #hashtag

is it gross to eat chocolate chips while pooping?

#whyimsingle

the one-month res

to be totally honest, i love making NYE resolutions and i'm not even kidding.

i know this blog makes me seem like some sort of fiber-deprived, raging alcoholic (which let's face it, i am), but i also love setting goals and reaching them. gives me a weird high.

sort of like that 5th shot of the night.
makes you feel alive. ya know?

ok maybe you know that feeling, maybe you don't.
tomato, tomato.

k that didn't work.

whatever. moving on.

i'm totally a goal-setter-go-getter. i love a good challenge (like remember this little number?)

this month, and for this month only, i am challenging myself to no drinking.

alcohol.
no drinking alcohol. 

booze. the juice. happy milk.
whatever you want to call it.

i'm abstaining, for an entire month.
and then in february, i'll make a resolution to drink every day.

jk. jk people! that's college-talk.

so cheers to you, 2014, & your ridiculous new challenges.