Monday, November 19, 2012

past due

Mr. REA will not use anything that is passed it's printed expiration.

no exceptions.

this specifically applies to food and medicines.

he asked me for Neosporin a while back.
i dug in the cabinet and handed him the tube...that i bought 8 years ago.

it turns out, Neosporin typically expires 1 year after it's purchased.

...who knew?

this caused him to gently suggest that i clean out my medicine cabinet.

he's cute.
so i did.

as a general note, i'll typically do anything a cute boy suggests.

and it just so happens, all.of.the.items.were.expired.

anti-itch creams
anti-allergy pills
pain relievers
pain killers
cough syrups
cough drops
antiseptic wipes
the list goes on.

and not by a few months either.
i'm talking years.

on average, 5-8 years passed their expirations.
...and i was still using them.

Mr. REA was mortified.

i was made to throw all of it away.
it pained me.

the cabinet is now empty, and flu season is among us.

look who's laughing meow.