moments after i posted that last post i recieved a text message.
or rather, a series of text messages.
from Gman. a long-time reader, and ex boyfriend.
your blog is so f-ing gay these days. where are the funny stories? you forgot to leave out dinner?? yeah thats the kind of story that your readers like. maybe if you forgot dinner and shit your pants.
stop wasting my time. i eat cereal for dinner all the time. i don't blog about it because its not interesting. at all. to anyone.
lately i gag, not because you shit your pants and throat f-ed a hobo, but because you're just so gay.
so, let me begin by saying thank you Gman, for the constructive feedback.
after careful consideration, and an analysis of my sources, i have concluded that i am in fact, not gay. however, i am extremely happy with my life and the people in it.
and if blogging about it is gay to you, well then.
gay actually means happy anyway, you loser. so jokes on you Gman.
having said that, i've got a good near-pants-shitting story coming up.
