my work had a company happy hour at some restraunt some place.
and it was open bar.
so you know how this story ends.
by the time 4:30 rolled around i had consumed 5 too many beers in one hour.
it was the happiest hour.
remember those beloved fitness classes i joined?
the expensive ones?
well i was too drunk to go to the gym.
so i went to a different bar.
then ate pizza.
i felt sick but didn't barf on anything.
#areyoudisappointed?
the end.
