You remember John Stamos right?
The PBR guy.
well,
maybe the pressure of dating a relationship blogger such as myself was too much for him.
maybe he didn't want our lives to be put under the microscope of the Internet.
maybe he has something against girls who have hair that looks like Meg Ryan-slash-Kristin Wigg.
maybe he has a two-date rule.
maybe he got a new phone and lost all the old numbers.
maybe he has the same phone, but a different number.
maybe he moved out of The City.
maybe he actually had a girlfriend this entire time.
who knows.
but what i do know, is that i texted him a few weeks ago asking if he was ignoring me.
and can you believe that he never texted me back?
so that's that.
we could have been something, Mr. Stamos.
i'll never look at Full House the same way again.
