Wednesday, August 7, 2013

and now for a misquote

when those fancy new dressers came in,
we moved all our old clothes into them.

naturally.

in classic Mr. REA fashion, he demanded to know why i'm hoarding so many pairs of huge underwear

helloooo FYI they are called boy shorts & they are extremely comfortable you jerk.

the only reason women wear underwear is to seduce and arouse men.
those are neither seducing nor arousing.
destroy them.

he will also claim he has been severely misquoted on this topic.

...i know what i heard.