Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Dear Abby

i received a panicked text the other morning:


how do you get skid marks out of lace underwear?
my friend wants to know. 

given my expertise, there are several questions that immediately came to mind:

how large of a skid?
what color lace?
style of underwear?
color of skid?
length of time skid has been present?

for the record, if managed early the skid will not stain permanently.
i suggested to 'tell her friend' to stay calm & spray the skid with stain remover when she (or he?) got home. 

typically these skids do not remain forever.
unless they're those pesky period skids. 

in which case, just throw them away. 

#girlperks
#butnotreally


i really should have been an advice columnist.