i've been known to compare this blog to a child. a baby. or a pet.
i now know that it is much more comparable to a house plant.
if you've ever owned a plant before, you know you can only neglect it until the point right before it begins to die. then water it a million times to bring it back to life.
rinse & repeat.
when this theory is applied to anything other than houseplants & blogs, it is considered abuse.
#nowyouknow