i recently went, oh idk, 8 months without getting a pedicure. this means i also barely trimmed my nails because, who does that? well when i slithered into bed next to Mr REA the other night, one of my razor-sharp talons cut his leg and left a scratch. my toe nail cut my boyfriend's leg and left a scratch. this was an absolutely disgusting reality. i apologized, put on socks and made a note to make an appointment with my lady.
#whyimsingle
