last night i walked almost a mile roundtrip to the nearest drug store to get dry shampoo because i didn't plan on showering today. or tomorrow.
i stood in line with the dry shampoo, 5 baggies of sour patch kids and contemplated getting a miniature bamboo plant for 2.99 but then remembered all of my houseplants have not lasted more than a month. buying this little guy would be suicide.
i walked all the way home then remembered there was no food in the house so i ate cereal for dinner.
#whyimsingle
