you're Buster from Arrested Development
Other Brother:
you're Manny from Modern Family
me:
what?! why? i'm more of a Meg Ryan look-a-like
Other Brother:
far from it, sis. you're a chubby teenage boy with moobs*
*moobs:
n: Man Boobs; a combination of the words Man & Boobs. floppy, Jell-O like protrusions in the male chest area. usually sported by fat, overweight men. fat gathered in the male chest, giving the appearance of breasts. also known as breasticles.
(source: the ever-trusty Urbandictionary.com)
...meaning chubby teenager boys have larger breasts than i do.
and sadly, the kid has a point.
on a nicer, yet unrelated note:
my friend's new boyfriend referred to me as,
'the creepiest person he's met in a while'
so that's got to count for something, right?
