tax season.
so although i did get myself a boyfriend this year, i am still considered by the government to be single.
and i think that when the IRS examines my bank statements, they will concluded based on my excessive bar tabs and early-morning gatorade purchases, that i do in fact live a bachelorette-for-life lifestyle.
do the IRS even examine bank statements? this goes to show how much i actually know about living in the adult world.
i think i'm actually more afraid of the IRS examining my web browser history than my bank statements, now that we're on the subject of things-i-want-to-keep-hidden.
my bank statements will undoubtedly reflect that i am what appears to be a raging alcoholic who sadly has to pay for her own saturday night tabs.
and i am okay with that.
however, my web browser history will portray me as a total f-ing weirdo. mostly for my excessive google searches containing the words CAT and MEMES.
and just in case you don't know what those are, here are a few of my favorites.
so in conclusion, this is why i am not married.
enjoy your tax refund and don't blow it all on booze like i did.
