Sister - married.
Other Brother - married.
Brother - engaged to be married.
Me - in a relationship.
aka not married.
aka not engaged to be married.
Brother: Fiance asked me if a read your blog. i said 'hell no'. she says its mostly just about poops and farts. i said, yah sounds about right.
i didn't know whether to be mad at my brother for not reading my blog. or embarrassed for myself that my written life can be summed up in stories pertaining to poops and farts.
and that reminds me of something.
here are the facts:
i am an adult.
i've crapped my pants.
in public and in private.
sober and drun-- ok no. i was sober both times.
embarrassingly enough.
one time was on a cruise.
one time was laying in bed doing homework.
for college.
both times were disgusting.
both times were humilitating.
both times were within 11 months of each other.
lesson learned?
maybe.
in summary:
i am single
according to the IRS
& i have more stories about gross things than a classy lady like myself really should have.
hey. i am who i am.
