a friend just reminded me of a time:
i was watching tv with some guy friends.
and i started to fall asleep.
then i farted.
and i woke myself up.
and i hoped no one would notice.
but of course, they did.
did you just fart?
is that why you woke up?
thankfully, i was able to recover from that embarrassment.
but years later it happened again.
we were out at the lake with some other guy friends.
it was late
and we were watching tv in the hotel.
and i started to fall asleep.
and then i farted.
and they noticed.
did you just fart yourself awake?
ew.
this may or may not explain the exponential decrease in my slumber party activity.
