can we all just agree that weddings are the best things ever?
unless you're divorced.
but then maybe you got remarried.
so then technically weddings would still be the best thing ever.
unless you got divorced, but then didn't get remarried.
or unless you've never been married.
and don't even want to get married. ever.
so maybe we can't all agree that weddings are the best things ever.
regardless -
I'M GOING TO ANOTHER WEDDING!
AND I AM SO EXCITED.
one of my many beautiful cousins is tying the knot this weekend.
which means, in less than 24 hours i will be happily reunited with my wacky family for a weekend full of food, booze and Texas.
but mostly booze.
the last time i was in Texas, i attended
World Fest 2011
aka heavy day-drinking of international brews in a park somewhere.
and who says i'm not cultured?
then we went out night-drinking aka regular drinking, and i barfed in the bathroom at the bar.
in my defense. my cousin did describe it as, the daintiest barf she'd ever heard.
oh and then we got kicked out of a western bar, the kind with live bull riding.
and that was a real shame.
my only goal this weekend is not to mack on anyone i'm related to.
wish me luck !
