my brother informed me yesterday
via text message
that our mother installed new toilets in her home.
yay for new toilets!
he asked her about how they were working.
her reply:
they're good. you can flush 3 Big Macs down in one flush.
should be good enough to handle your sister's dumps.
for the record, the Big Mac she is referring to is the McDonald's burger.
not a large Macintosh computer.
with the special sauce.
bun-burger-bun-burger-bun
i believe is the pattern.
so whether or not she actually flushed 3 big macs down the toilet is still a mystery.
obviously the comparison here is that she thinks my turds are as hefty as 3 McDonald's meals.
and hey i'm not saying they aren't.
but comparing poop to food is a little gross.
i like Mcdonald's.
and now i'm hungry again.
great.
