hilariously gross
hilariously true
hilariously hilarious
so hilarious in fact, i cried.
i laughed so hard i cried.
at my desk.
at work.
and then i wiped my big-girl tears
took a deep breath,
and then laughed some more.
and since i'm not a selfish b-word,
i will now share with you
this glorious piece of literature.
...you're welcome.
The Secret Lives of Girls - The Things We Do That You Don't Want To Know We Do by Kat George
and btw, if you don't laugh out loud.
and i mean really laugh out loud,
then consider yourself de-friended.
happy friday.
