Thursday, April 18, 2013

opening day

Mr. REA took me to a sporting event.
turns out, it's now baseball season.

who knew?

...probably everyone in the world but me. 


of course, i was convinced he brought me to the game so he could propose to me on the jumbotron.

because why else would he bring me to something sportsy?

and because when you're 25 and everyone around you is planning weddings or giving birth - you tend to get a little paranoid that it might someday happen to you. 

but this day was not the day. 


when the torture was over, 
i tried to hide my lack of prior sports knowledge by stating

oh that was loooong game

Mr. REA stared at me. blinked. then replied

no, it wasn't. 
that's how long all baseball games last. 
9 innings. 

oh.
boring.

and now, a short list of things i enjoy about sports:

1. beer
2. hotdogs
3. beer