periods could be literally the worst part about being a girl
aside from not being able to sit spread-eagle in public & having to shave regularly.
but let's be honest.
periods are also a happy little message saying:
congrats! you're not pregnant this month!
and that little message is what i refer to as the Monthly Miracle
because let's face it.
5 days of complete bloody misery
is far more manageable than
9 months of no sushi, booze or roller coasters.
to quote BFF,
yah man. babies are cute or whatever.
but i really like my sleep.
so there you have it folks.
excruciating cramps & constant back-pain aside, periods aren't so bad after all.
