and i crapped my pants on the first day.
in the security line.
and i'm not even kidding.
it went like this:
we were waiting in line.
i felt something creep its way out of my b-hole.
i panicked.
all of the bathrooms were on the other side of the security gate.
i whispered to Gman:
i seriously just pooped myself.
what? no you didn't
yes. yes i absolutely did.
i know what i felt.
no you didn't.
i bet you $10 you didn't.
well. you already know who won that bet.
but then he reminded me that you're not really the winner if you're the one who shit your pants.
