i returned from a long voyage.
on my dresser there was a black cubed box.
Mr. REA sat quietly on the bed.
i walked into the bathroom.
i started sweating.
i convinced myself i was getting engaged.
because i swear to you,
i thought i was getting engaged.
i came out of the bathroom.
i grabbed the box.
i jumped up on the bed with Mr. REA.
oh look at that! how sweet,
i wonder what's inside??
i opened the box.
and it was a watch.
but i do actually love watches.