ring ring ring
The Waxer: hello?
Me: hello, hi i'd like to set a waxing appointment.
The Waxer: okay what time you want?
Me: do you have any openings tomorrow, around 5?
The Waxer: okay good good. what area?
Me: underarms, full leg, full bikini please
The Waxer: okay good. is the hair long enough?
Me: ... excuse me?
The Waxer: your hair, is it long enough?
My Mind: what? long enough?
long enough?!
My Mouth: yes actually it might be too long.
ever waxed a wildebeest?
The Waxer: okay yes good see you tomorrow.
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