yes friends, you read that correctly. I'll spare you the deets.
I tried that little trick where you just keep flushing and hope that the waste will dislodge itself. This ritual usually includes a short prayer:
dear God, please help this terrible beast to seek the light and go peacefully down the pipes before I bring a man back here to seduce me into oblivion. amen.
I left it to fester while I met up with the fam.
later that night...
I brought the bridal party back to my room to pregame.
I. am. so. embarrassing.
made the bride-to-be call the front desk for the plunger.
made the maid-of-honor go downstairs to pick up said plunger.
I plunged a toilet. in heels. sorry Reds.
brought plunger back to male receptionist.
went out for a night on the prowl.
Put another check mark on my bucket list. Bam.
