at my request, we rendezvoused at Rendezvous after the reception.
I continued to buy drinks for everyone.
I'm one of those generous drunks.
put it on my tab became my new catchphrase.
I tried to be sexy and pull The Date's shirt up in the back. Except instead of untucking his shirt, I kept pulling his underwear up... resulting in wedgies.
hot, right?
me: hey did you know those girls are sisters?
The Date: yah, they're twins.
me: and they're sisters
The Date: twins are sisters...
that might have been around the time The Date started spoon feeding me water.
we only stayed for an hour. turns out, it's hard to dance when you can't stand up.
didn't close tab
didnt get lucky
didn't cry
didn't barf
didn't die
what I did do however, was much much worse.
