The Bride's aunt gave me the best compliment of the weekend:
you remind me so much of Kristin Wigg in Bridesmaids.
mission accomplished.
I have to hand it to the Bride and Groom.
They know how to throw a party.
I cannot express to you enough how much I am not sorry for dancing. dancing is the best.
especially when you're as white as I am.
I won the center piece.
it was a beautiful vase with a live beta fish inside.
I won a pet.
bad idea.
remember how I had to pick up those tuxes?
well, everyone paid me back in cash.
bad idea.
I bought drinks for everyone. all night.
I also caught the bouquet.
aaaaand The Date caught the garter.
match made in heaven?
I think so.
that means you're supposed to sleep together, right? isn't that the tradition?
in hindsight, I probably should've stopped drinking when I introduced myself as the brother of the bride.
note: I am not a brother, nor am I related to Bride. Bride is an only child. and I'm a lush.
and then, we rendezvoused at Rendezvous.
