I agreed to meet Mr. REA for dinner.
To prepare, I of course consulted BFF. Then bought a new outfit, per her advice. If I could, I'd send her the bill too. But I guess staying friends with someone like me is payment enough.
This resulted in a pair of new favorite heels. Naturally.
Sorry Reds, there's a new shoe in town.
meet The Mints.
They're much taller than you, and slightly sexier. However, they're also much more difficult to walk in. I've already injured myself wearing them. true story.
#girlproblems
Mr. REA picks me up. no flowers, no presents.
I'm a sucker for flowers and presents.
uhhh does he even know women?
Oh, and no explanation.
In the words of my good friend M:
I shaved my balls for this?
Boys can be so, blah.
So much for the new outfit. He showed up in a goddamn zip-up hoodie and vans. and still managed to look sexy as hell. How do guys do that?
Time to start demanding answers.
