Alright, Mr. AirCobra,
Let's be clear here. Just because I messaged you back one time to let you know I was 'flattered that you enjoyed my profile', it was by no means an open invitation to instant message me every time I'm on The Website. First off, stallion, I am so far out of your league that I don't even know how to break it to you. And now, thanks to you, I find it difficult, if not impossible, to prey on hotties in my area with you messaging me every 2 seconds and that stupid little IM box blinking like crazy. Translation: you are being, what they refer to as, a cockblock. I've noticed that you've also memorized the time frame in which I'm usually online, you little freakazoid. Thank you for spoiling my evening for the millionth night in a row. If you keep this crap up, I'll cancel that sympathy date. Unless you were planning on paying for sushi, then whatever fine. ONE date.
Ugh.
