When it comes to attracting men, being shy & hopeful works just as well online as it does offline. Which is to say, it doesn't work.
At least not for me.
Friends, it is time for me to bring out my awkwardness and start messaging some hotties. or average-lookings. It turns out, I'm good at being both awkward and embarrassing. I would venture to say it might be my greatest talent. Ask any of my one-night-stand partners. Ehhh but actually, don't.
So here's to my first power-round of initiations.
Results to follow.