Guys. I recieved my 2nd message.
I'll share it with you. I know you're just as excited as I am.
Well I am sure you get a ton of messages every day and it's hard to read them all, so hopefully you will read this and even reply. I loved your profile; you are beautiful and I would love to talk more if you are up to it. I am pretty cool, kinda funny (well I have my moments :)). So hit me back, I promise I will make you laugh a lot, or just a little, who knows :p
I'll start by admitting I'm flattered.
Mr. AirCobra thinks that I am receiving so many messages that it's nearly impossible to read them all. I really got a good laugh out of that part. Hopefully you did too. I wonder if he uses that line on all the chicks he picks up online? I'm not too sure how I feel about him making these promises about me laughing at him and all that. Seems a bit pretentious. Don't even get me started on the parenthesis with the emoticon, that's always awkward when they're right next to each other like that. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then nevermind. I have also never been a fan of the emoticon with the tongue sticking out, just for the record.
So Mr. AirCobra - I'm hoping that sounding pathetic isn't your only pick-up scheme. However, I am also wondering how well it's been working out for you? I'm looking for a technique that yields fast results. I'm actually starting to feel bad for you though, anyone who describes themselves as 'pretty cool' and 'kinda funny' must not have anything going for them. It seems that a sympathy date is in order. So yes, yes I am up for talking to you more.
Well played, Mr. AirCobra. Well played.
