so here's an interesting situation.
first. man gets up from bed
second. man goes into bathroom
third. man locks door
fourth. man turns on shower
fifth. shower runs for 15 minutes
sixth. man turns off shower
seventh. man flushes toilet
eighth. man washes hands
ninth. man comes back into bed
tenth. mans hair and body have not been washed.
a quick note to men everywhere:
you are not as sneaky as you think.