...no seriously.
Last week I was propositioned online to grab hot chocolate down by a popular park in The City.
After carefully reviewing this individual's profile, I came to the sudden realization that he might in deed be a sex-a-holic.
Did I agree to meet him anyway?
Of course.
Will I do just about anything for a good blog post?
Of course.
You may be wondering, what qualifies him as a sex-a-holic?
a. he listed threesomes as one of the Six Things He Can't Live Without
b. he listed sex as one of his many Talents
c. he is interested in meeting women who are open to new experiences
d. he is polyamorous
e. that means 'many loves'
f. he is interested in casual sex
So whatever, he sounds cute right?
We agree to meet.
The day before our big date, he messages me to let me know that he is no longer going to be using The Website. He leaves me his phone number and asks me to call him in the morning to confirm our date.
Now here's the part where you're going to be proud of me.
Do I call him to confirm?
Of course not.
Were you really thinking that I did?
I was not about to let Mr. McNasty be in possession of these digits.
Cha right, no way.
And that, my friends, is how I blew off my first online date.
Impressed?
