To protect the identity of this person I will refer to him only as OnlinePredator1.
I recieved a message from him. Lucky me, I know.
OnlinePredator1: Are you a girl?
My first thought of course was, are you a moron? OF COURSE I'M A GIRL.
Anyway, I held my tongue and replied simply.
Me: Is that your pickup line?
OnlinePredator1 then proceeded to IM me a thousand times blabbing about some trip he just went on. Ugh. SO annoying. I hadn't said more than 3 words back to him when he threw a curve ball.
OnlinePredator1: Let's continue our communication via Facebook or texting. My number is 555-6969. What's yours?
Me: I'm actually more comfortable communicating on The Website for now.
OnlinePredator1 has signed off.
That's right, OnlinePredator1, you better sign off. And let it be known that if I hear from you again, I will most definitely sic the people from To Catch A Predator on your ass. I'm sure it won't be the first time.
